tight ass

A person who watches their nickle and dimes. Want spend allot of money on something when they know the same item cost less some where else. Don't buy unnecessary things they don't need just because it is a good price. NOW, go look up "Cheap Ass".

tight cheap tight ass cheap ass

by Shineon August 20, 2013

Google-Ass

What you get from being admin all fuckin' day

hey bitch, can see your google-ass hangin out from your muffin top

by mr admin April 19, 2010

Take Ass

When one spends an entire day sitting on the couch doing nothing.

Guy 1: Did you end up going to the gym yesterday?

Guy 2: No, I decided to take ass all day. I didn't even get dressed.

by Alex CK August 22, 2008

Monkey's Ass

The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.

Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

ass nigger

An extremely annoying individual who no one can stand.

Mel Gibson is such an ass nigger!

by Bradley G April 8, 2008

Ass Ketchup

When you shart, and and the blood from your cancer and/or rectal infection turns the poopy soup into a tomato flavored red paste, like ketchup.

Origin: While playing I was playing Pokemon (cause I'm a beast), my brother tried to say "Ash Ketcham," but failed like a woman. Naturally we made it into a word.

Chaz- *farts nastily with much gusto* "Aww man, I think I just made ass ketchup... Darn cancer/taco bell."

Bob- "Ever since Todd developed that digestive disorder, the only thing he has had on his burgers is ass ketchup."

Richard- "My name is long for dick."

by PicnicTimeMotherFUCKER May 20, 2010

Ass Hello

Greeting someone ass first by pressing the fleshy area of the buttocks against the greetee's body. Used as an alternative to the more common handshake.

I was so excited to see Michael I gave him a big ass hello

by goochmaster December 24, 2003