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Internet Male Syndrome

A Male Internet user who tries to distinguish himself as a picky opinionated person, especially in the field of observing women. When in actuality they are very desperate for women, and would fuck anything. Also said male is typically very unattractive himself.
It was obvious Trevor had Internet Male Syndrome when he observed a semi attractive girl and immediately disregarded her as hideous, despite her being out of his league
by BrettRobb July 10, 2007
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Big Man Syndrome

Big Man Syndrome (BMS) is marked by delusions that because there's a girl willing to sleep with you and hang on your every word (hence being a "big man") that everyone else, particularly males, are equally enthusiastic supporters of the mindless bullshit you purport. Other symptoms include: unwillingness to listen or compromise, unreasonable demands you expect to be fulfilled and the belief everyone else shares your interests.
"Man, Sean won't shut the fuck up. Ever since he started dating what's-her-face he's had some serious big man syndrome."
by H8 BIG MEN March 8, 2010
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Erect Nipple Syndrome

(ENS) A phrase used to describe a woman in any situation who has pert, visible nipples coming from under a garment of clothing
by David Dunlop March 3, 2004
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Pre-nut Syndrome

1) The phenomenon wherein a man who has gone without sexual relations for a period of time experiences a decrease in selectivity with respect to those persons that he seeks said relations with. As the period of time in which said man's sexual relations are in absentia increases, there is a direct inverse relationship with said selectivity. For as long as the `drought' persists, the selectivity will decrease exponentially.
During a consultation with his urologist, Cicero expressed a serious interest in draining his balls in Miss Mary Jay Rottencrotch's STD petri dish. Since ions had gone by since Cicero had last sunk his Italian sausage into a quality hole, the doctor diagnosed Cicero with a severe case of Pre-nut Syndrome.
by duchebag81 July 24, 2010
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John Gomez Syndrome

An incredibly horrible condition in which you wear suits, discuss politics, and take constant ridicule for being John Gomez. In fact, you probably broke your leg sliding into a fucking base during baseball, and ended up on crutches for all of middle school for being such a fuck-up. John Gomez Syndrome is the equivalent of cancer, but to a more deadly degree.
Dude, why the fuck are you wearing a suit and talking politics?
I've been diagnosed with John Gomez Syndrome
That sucks
by RoxerMan October 24, 2014
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Shaky Shift Syndrome

When you hold down shift to make a bunch of capital letters, but end up letting go of it SO YOUR SeNtENCE LOOKs RETaRDeD like that.
"OmG I JUsT LOst THe GaME"
"Lol, what?"
"...Blame Shaky Shift Syndrome. >_>"
by H1R1 June 26, 2009
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Horny Christian Syndrome

A dilemma faced by many young Christians today due to the confluence of current societal norms (i.e. getting married later in life) and the generally accepted Christian practice of abstaining from sex until after marriage.

Christians, as a general rule, don't start bumping uglies till the wedding night. This does present an issue for some of the more hormonal and excitable among them who just wanna get it on.
I think Bill and Mary are suffering from Horny Christian Syndrome, they are getting married tomorrow and only met four months ago.
by Riico August 31, 2012
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