hand humper

When a man is getting a handjob and he gets greaty for pleasure so he decides to hump the persons hand during the act.

Person 1: Ya so i was giving him a handjob when he started trying to fuck my hand.

Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂

by Mr.Zkor April 22, 2019

Jake hands

When your hands are small af

Dang he got jake hands

by Booiiiiiioi April 25, 2019

National hold a Murphy’s hand day

This day is we’re you hold a super duper cute girl named Katie Murphy’s hand and if you pass up that opportunity ever you don’t deserve her because she’s freaking great and deserves the best

It’s National hold a Murphy’s hand day and Katie Murphy’s right there

by Goodballllllllllll October 16, 2019

hand celibate

When a person goes a period of time without masterbating, they can still receive oral or have sex.

A lot of guys are hand celibate for no nut November.

by Roman Archer June 30, 2019

Clap Hands

Origin: Vancouver, Canada.

To remove or get rid of evidence.

Guy #1: Ay, man, I think some blues just caught me scramblin'.

Guy #2: What?

Guy #1: Yeah it was serious.

Guy #2: Yo, you need to clap hands, my dude.

by UrbCityProphet November 8, 2009

Hand

The thing you use to click 99% of the time go outside

Hey dude whats wrong with your hand its purple

by Face smiley October 12, 2019

hand ammo

A reference to the various memories of sexy or hot people, visuals, events, incidents or other mastrubation fodder gathered over time.

Watching the girls volleyball team play in their tight spandex bending over gives me plenty of hand ammo for my late night fapping.

by rodroddy December 5, 2013