nut crab monster

a legendary crab that only feeds off sweet nuts, but is also known to enjoy cornflakes. He roams woodland an seaside areas.BEWARE THE NUT CRAB.

two boys enter a small woodland area.
Boy 1: dude what was that noise
boy 2: dunno.. sounded like the cry of a wild crab.
Boy 1: oh my days its the nut crab monster.. RUNNNNNN

by the poon assasain May 16, 2010

fuzzy love nuts

When a man squeezes his hairy scrotum between his legs forcing the scrotum into the shape of a heart.

Sara was excited when Tim gave her fuzzy love nuts for Valentine's day.

by CaptDick985 February 14, 2014

Bust-a-Nut Text

Noun: A text message sent from a male to his beta-male peers upon reaching sexual climax, during intercourse with a woman, in order to gloat and exclaim his manliness.

A: *checks phone and cringes*
B: What's up?
A: I just got a Bust-a-Nut Text from my boy.
B: What'd it say?
A: He just gorilla-fucked some Russian chick in the back of a limo...

by DTUrbanDictionary March 8, 2014

Roll a nut log

Take a dump

Hey Mikey, I gotta roll a nut log before we head to the beach.

by Royalz January 15, 2016

Spicy nut cannon

Shove wasabi nuts up your penis, then proceed jerk off until you cum and the wasabi nut comes out flying like a cannonball.

I tried out the spicy nut cannon earlier today, I got a whopping distance of 1 meter and 67cm.

by Tekashi isnt traah November 16, 2020

Dick n nuts

A gun with a drum or twin drum clip, the dick is the gun and the nut or nuts is the drum clip

I got the dick n nuts on me quit playin bruh

by Super soaker muthafucka September 7, 2020

pistachio ginger nut

Essence of a divine ginger, unique and precious above all other redheads. This particular variant displaying characteristics more commonly seen in pixies, yet somehow able to obfuscate their emotions and illicit empathy from even the most cunning prey. Approach with caution, and enjoy the ride!

I thought it would be cool to date a redhead, but she ended up being a pistachio ginger nut and ate my soul!

by Xeg June 10, 2017