Eye watering candy

A twist on ‘eye candy’, but for a well endowed good looking man showing off his goods.

He was some eye watering candy to look at 🥵

by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025

waters my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really waters my tulips"

by bondurke January 24, 2025

fish water

water (usually water) that tastes like $hit and/or water you might be thinking of drinking or swimming in that stinks and is gross af (definitely used in the 1980's in parts of Canada).

Oh, fuck, yuck. This is fucking fish water.
Don't drink that fish water, grab a new bottle from the fridge.

by uggghhhh March 1, 2025

Shooting water bottle rockets

The act of masturbating while having your partner douche your ass.

Steve & Matt seems to always enjoy leaving to go shooting water bottle rockets together. Such nice boys

by BiggestDickLarry April 22, 2018

Pool water pussy

When a woman’s genitals are mushy or soggy and smell like pool water

“She had the worst pool water pussy ever

by sandywindbag June 12, 2025

mop water

Mop water Bottom of the barrel nasty leftover hood rat ratchet females.

mop water bitches can't get their own men.

by anonymous August 2, 2023

MILF WATER

Michelob Ultra

Just drinking MILF waters with the boys.

by Jjhgvcd August 27, 2022