Tits

1. Female breasts
2. Also, for a time, prison slang for heroine.

1. She got nice tits, bruh.

2. Hey man (scratches neck). You got any tits?

by garcalej July 11, 2019

Schrodinger tits

When someone offers to send you tits pic but you don't know their gender

I'm in Schrodinger tits situation as I do not know your gender I am both repulsed and aroused in equal measure

by jackblk March 19, 2021

Tit lifter

A bra

My tit lifter is too tight. I need to find another tit lifter that can fit me better

by Hurricane Dorian June 30, 2023

tits

girls boobies

this is girls two dots also known as tits

by mizbah khan June 6, 2022

tit ratio

The ratio from one tit to the other because they're always different sizes

Jimmy:yesterday I was titty fucking my girl and I noticed she had a tit ratio.
'La#q-uish&a(: nah you were fucking me you were drunk as hell.

by 'La#q-uis&ha( May 30, 2018

I'm tits

Nomenclature that was popular in the Hollywood entertainment scene
Ca 1980s-1990s. Basically
The pinnacle of egotism and self aggrandizement. The latter day equivalent of I'm the shit. Think avec moi Le deluge after me.the flood

Agent to aspiring producer-ive got you up for 1st bill executive producer on clitbusters 3
Think you can handle it? Aspiring produce r; you kidding? I'm tits.man! I'm tits!

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

Calm your tits

If an Italian girl is in rage and wants herself or humans sourring herself to calm the f*** down

Jeanne: OMG I totally failed this exam
Claude : Stephen fell out of love with me!!
Giorgina: GUYS, CALM YOUR TITS!

by claudethehot September 3, 2020