Tits Wigglin'

refers to anything or anyone that is far better than a latter description of the aforementioned

That party last night Billy's was tits wigglin' compared to John and Mark's. OR
Even though I didn't get bring my Harley to the rally it was still tits wigglin'!

by Bitchface Kitty January 3, 2022

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Tit mittens

Boob buckets... hand warmers...
Mammary cup holders9

The act of keeping one’s hands warm by putting his hands in his mothers tit mittens while she drives him to his baby mammas house , to drop off child support payment . From the back seat of course

by dbhx0311 October 21, 2023

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Calzone Tits

Saggy, middle aged man boobs. Commonly seen in aging weight lifters.

Rick stopped working out years ago and now he has calzone tits!

by RichBee193 June 26, 2015

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Bonus Tits

When you’re straight, but you happen to stumble upon a ladyboy pounding out a cis hottie. You ignore the facts, and you get the tissues anyway. It’s like regular straight porn, but with (BONUS TITS).

Sheittt boi, you know I’m straight but I don’t mind me some bonus tits here and there. (PSA, searching for trans porn is gay, but stumbling upon some bonus tits is totally not).

by JDMLord94 June 21, 2024

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tit tease

When a picture is promoted as topless, but the naughty bits are covered.

The caption said Ireland Baldwin was topless, but she was clearly doing a handbra. What a tit tease.

by CrimKing71 January 16, 2014

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The North Walsham Tit Rubber rubs her breasts when she says something cringy, if you know a NWTR, you will know well that they are a factory of cringe.
Word of warning, don’t encourage the NWTR to be too cringy as she may start rubbing her great cavernous cunt.

North Walsham Tit Rubber was at it again, she made her friends sick as rubbed are gravity influenced breasts

by J Doughty September 28, 2023

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