SIMP

Someone investing money in pussy / penis

She isn't interested in him but he ‘s her SIMP always paying for dinner and movies

by Bradford G February 25, 2025

Simp-risius

When Serisius is dumping for Purmafrost wayyy too hard.

Seris won't shut up about his girlfriend tonight, he's being a real "Simp-risius."

by Purmafrost March 2, 2025

SIMP

Sucker idolizing mediocre p*ssy. A man who will do anything, even emasculate himself to get to the innards of a lady without genuinely standards for men or themselves.

If Sandra had standards all her boyfriends wouldn’t be such simps!

by LuneyLefty March 20, 2025

Simp

Your Mom

Your mom is a simp

by Dig Buck Jay November 24, 2021

simp

someone who rather enjoys being the “kind one” and they have a crush which they would do anything for and the person would be so fucked off he would eventually throw her off a cliff

emily stop simping for jake it’s obvious u like him

by emeei ;) November 23, 2021

Simp

A Simp is bad guy, someone devoid of morals ethics, someone who likes murderers.

Originated from OJ Simp-son, who allegedly murdered 2 people.

Simp is not short for Sympathetic, putting your girlfriend above your mates does not make you a bad guy.

Ghislaine Maxwell simped for convicted bad guy Epstein.

by MaxLevelWarlock May 19, 2023

Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.

I was going to call you a stupid fucking whore, but my friend Sean has laid down a new Simp Law

by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023