Poop and Shoot

When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.

Hey, watch me poop and shoot

by shitbirdie November 4, 2011

poop-pedo

When you use a public restroom and its so nasty you squat over the tank and drop a shit in it.

Man that gas station toilet was as so fucking nasty I had to drop a poop-pedo.

by 70mach1 September 30, 2011

totem poop

When two or more individuals use the restroom for taking a poop at the same time on the same toilet. One sits on the porcelain and the other/others sit upon each other’s laps and do their business between the legs of the individual beneath them. All with the goal of landing in the toilet.

Billy: “I totally have to take a shit!”
Frank: “oh man me too, but we only have the one bathroom!!”
Billy: “let’s just totem poop”
Frank: “awe man ok! Let’s do it!”

by RalphusFudge February 24, 2023

Poop

A word that 1st Graders use as humor.

(Kid sees chocolate)
"Look, Poop!"
"Hahahaha! So funny!"

by InJKDLHDny8 February 24, 2023

poop crap

your wierd

your poop crap kid. your wierd and uguly

by sigma mom February 27, 2023

Poop Syringe

When a homeless person drops a 50/50 consistency of poop and diarrhea.( As to keep its form) Then sucks up the mixture into a syringe making it full of shit at this point the syringe is armed and they’re ready to protect to lay of land.

Nah man I don’t wanna camp at concrete city the homeless are known to tote poop syringes!

by 15 minutes could save 10% March 6, 2023

Goldfish poop

A really long poop that doesnt want to detach.

Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.

by 1$Chuck March 8, 2023