Dog Creep

Dog Creep:
A mild form of non predatory stalking whereby a human stalks a member of the genus Canis (dogs, wolves, foxes) in search of giggles and joy, in attempt to fulfill ones own desires of possessing their own.

"that girl is such a dog creeper"
"lets hangout at the dog park and dog creep"
"can i stroke your pooch? i swear I'm not a dog creep"
"Excuse me why do you have biscuits in your purse? you must be a dog creep!”

by shmee123 June 8, 2014

Dog Penis

Kombucha

Aunty Hersha, why you drink dog penis??

by otterssuck2010 October 26, 2020

Rat dog

Jojo dog

Look it’s a rat dog

by Zach made dis December 12, 2018

Dogs-Rod

Somebody who has in some way been a general dick head.

Mostly heard in Northern England.

Sometimes used as an affectionate (though derogative) nickname.

Also see Dogs-Cock.

"He locked himself out again, what a Dogs-Rod."

by Charlie Ryan November 5, 2005

dog feces

to degrate a specimen because of their nonsense behavior. they also are very unproficient at gaming skills.

Joe: Bro how did they kill me?

Jack: You are dog feces at the game.

by dc2313 July 31, 2021

Dagwood dogging

An act in which a man preforms anal and his partner proceeds to try to push their shit out and causes the poo to cover the penis like batter, like a Dagwood dog.

Dude, you won’t believe what my girlfriend did to me last night! We were doing anal and before I knew it she started Dagwood dogging me

by Yung Fartbox October 8, 2020

Gernarled Dog

A specific type of hotdog invented by purplebh in 1997 while messing around in a 7/11. It consists of ketchup, mustard, onions, and a taquito. The gernarled dog is now worshipped along with its inventor, and a festival is held for every 5 year anniversary.

"Hey man, you going to the 25th quinquennial gernarled dog festival?"
"Well duh, who isn't?"

by McDonalds Large Fry October 16, 2021