John thomas

Penishe
He whipped out his john thomas so as to pee
by Cynomane June 19, 2023
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John Campa

John Campa twerked on me.
by 85634524512qws March 31, 2023
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Little King John

One of the best characters in the Ratboy Genius Dreams Minecraft series, PLEASE!! watch it and you'll love it too.
Man, didn't you get kinda teary when they saved eachother? Yeah, Little King John spit some fire songs doe!
by USCPSC Official November 14, 2023
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John moment

this is a term used by people for when someone, preferably by the name of John, says something or posts something that isn’t funny at all. that is when the term is used to show how unfunny your friend John is.
“dude, check this out!!”
*John shows something unfunny*
“wow, that’s an John moment.”
by Johnnotfunny2020 October 05, 2020
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John Moment

John cannot spell therefore he had a John moment
by Cumlordigan September 19, 2021
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John Duval

Biggest dick in the world. He gets all the hoes and is a full sender. Don’t mess with him because he will fuck your shit up. Bitch
John Duval is a badass
by Definitions are fake October 12, 2021
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John Schellar

A species of monkey, usually 4 foot 1. John Schellar is known to roam around the hallways and when he's not, theres a 99% chance that he's grinding brawl. I saw a John Schellar once, he never saw me, absolutely devastating.
Me - "How are you John"
John Schellar - "Fuggin"
by Temp Mail April 04, 2025
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