DEFINITION OF JIAKUN ZHU
by Yavenu August 10, 2020
Get the MAD BAD SAD AND 2 DADmug. When something shitty happens literally 2 days after something great happens. This can encompass anything really, and it’s strange how it happens so much.
Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?
by Keklord Supreme July 20, 2022
Get the The 2 Day Paradoxmug. Second number (or third if you count zero (not counting negative numbers))
And short term of "to" or "too".
That's it. What? Did you think there would be more? Nope. All done. 2, the second/third/next to 1/the number of balls I have/how many bombs were put on japan in 1945. Why are you still reading this? Just get out. DUDE GET THE FUCK OUT.
And short term of "to" or "too".
That's it. What? Did you think there would be more? Nope. All done. 2, the second/third/next to 1/the number of balls I have/how many bombs were put on japan in 1945. Why are you still reading this? Just get out. DUDE GET THE FUCK OUT.
by Gettafuqouttahere June 9, 2024
Get the 2mug. 
by BadBadBadBadBadBadBoy January 6, 2021
Get the Cleanup on Aisle 2mug. Super Saiyan Dick: A dick that gets larger and larger at a rate proportional to how much the wielder is aroused. It is a dangerous tool that can end in the mutually destructive act of ramming.
Super Saiyan Dick 2: A dick that gets larger and larger at a rate proportional to how much the wielder is aroused. It is a dangerous tool that can end in the mutually destructive act of ramming. Which each thrust the amount of sperm increases.
Super Saiyan Dick 2: A dick that gets larger and larger at a rate proportional to how much the wielder is aroused. It is a dangerous tool that can end in the mutually destructive act of ramming. Which each thrust the amount of sperm increases.
A:
"It looks like Rachel is having trouble walking.
"Yeah. I heard she took some super saiyan dick last night. I'm surprised she's still moving"
B:
"She said she could take super saiyan dick, but I almost split her in half."
C:
"I shouldn't have done it with her. She wasn't enough to handle super saiyan dick 2."
"It looks like Rachel is having trouble walking.
"Yeah. I heard she took some super saiyan dick last night. I'm surprised she's still moving"
B:
"She said she could take super saiyan dick, but I almost split her in half."
C:
"I shouldn't have done it with her. She wasn't enough to handle super saiyan dick 2."
by jhyfrvi7t April 11, 2022
Get the Super Saiyan Dick 2mug. The deuteragonist (and sometimes antagonist) Urban Dictionary, usually hiding in the shadow of Person 1.
Person 2 is usually always getting caught up in Person 1's hijinks one way or another
Person 2 is usually always getting caught up in Person 1's hijinks one way or another
Person 2: I wish I had more self esteem
Person 1: Shut the fuck up lets go invent time travel
Person 2: What the hell we aren't rigor mortis bro
Person 1: We can be whatever we want Person 2
Person 3: What about me you guys?
Person 1: Get back in the basement Person 3
Person 3: Aww but Person 1-
Person 1: I SAID GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT
Person 1: Shut the fuck up lets go invent time travel
Person 2: What the hell we aren't rigor mortis bro
Person 1: We can be whatever we want Person 2
Person 3: What about me you guys?
Person 1: Get back in the basement Person 3
Person 3: Aww but Person 1-
Person 1: I SAID GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT
by ImGuyford January 1, 2025
Get the Person 2mug.