by Lil Edwardo February 28, 2022
Get the BALS 4 lifemug. Person 1- My knee itches
Person 2- I fucking hate turnips
Person 1- I fucking hate life
Person 2- You need a therapist man
Person 2- I fucking hate turnips
Person 1- I fucking hate life
Person 2- You need a therapist man
by _becausefucklife_ September 23, 2014
Get the Lifemug. “Hi, so guess what, I was taking my cat for a walk-“
“People walk their cats?”
“Your getting distracted, lemme talk. Anyway, i was walking my cat, and there was this cucumber just sitting right in the middle of the sidewalk!”
“You called me up just ti tell me that?”
“What can i say, life is random.
“People walk their cats?”
“Your getting distracted, lemme talk. Anyway, i was walking my cat, and there was this cucumber just sitting right in the middle of the sidewalk!”
“You called me up just ti tell me that?”
“What can i say, life is random.
by DakotaJ May 19, 2021
Get the Life Is Randommug. a book written by a fourteen year old girl over her school breaks. 157 pages long, about vampire in love with another vampire, and forgetting her terrible past. She remembers the terrible past while learning about her new thirst. such as her fellow coven member jill, being her daughter.
by Erika Moussienetly June 25, 2009
Get the This New Lifemug. by Amschel September 6, 2025
Get the Lifemug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Lice Eats Cryogenics Like They Are About TO apply To THeir Life<.7.9.7.6.>mug. fighting a life sentence; if convicted, will spend the rest of ones days behind the prison yard fences
Jacob: Where has Anthony been at?
Hunter: You didn't hear? He's fighting life, goes to trial next month
Hunter: You didn't hear? He's fighting life, goes to trial next month
by writersoftheearthuniverse April 22, 2023
Get the fighting lifemug.