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Zoomed

When on a video call, you start to talk but stop because the other person starts to talk but they stop to let you talk. This repeats for a few moments as you all say half words but then stop for the other person to say a half word.

Eventually there is an awkward long pause as both parties wait for the other to speak. Then both parties start talking at the same time again resetting the cycle.

A virtual equivalent to trying to move aside in the grocery store aisle to avoid a cart collision but both people move to the same side. Chaos ensues as both people try to find a route out of the way of the others route while not communicating with the other person.
"Dude I got totally zoomed on a call with my gramma! Was on for half an hour but we only accomplished ten complete sentences."
by K.J. Rolling November 24, 2020
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Zoomed

Completely inundated with online meetings.
by GeminiDragon April 17, 2020
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Random Mouse Zoom

When you're on a laptop and you try to move the mouse on the pad and it randomly zooms the fucking thing to like 200% zoom.
Trying to read something on your laptop and it does a random mouse zoom and you can't read the fucking thing.
by Carl Junior Burgers January 16, 2014
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zoom shirt

Apparel that is acceptable for a business Zoom call.
I need to change into my Zoom shirt before my call with the boss.
by Newlingophile August 19, 2020
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Zoom Friday

the state of being one step beyond "done", to a hitherto-unseen state of exasperation with existence. Got its name from the state of being on school Zooms on a Friday.
"The physics teacher tried to get the class' attention, but it was a Zoom friday, and no one was paying attention."
by Claudius Hemosphere Taglain November 20, 2020
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On Zoom

1. To be extremely excited, happy, or hyperactive about something.

2. Someone who is having rapid or high success in something.

3. A way to describe an adrenaline rush.
Ex: “This party is going to be so much fun, aren’t you pumped?”
Hell yeah man, this shit finna get lit when I’m on zoom”

Ex: “I’ve been stacking so much money bro, I’m on that zoom”
by Kai Cordel Barley April 15, 2022
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resting zoom face

The face one makes while on a remote video chat or meeting using zoom or other virtual meeting services. The resting zoom face is usually indicative of not remembering others can see your face.
Why do you all look so bored? Oh. It's only your resting zoom face.
by Grimstache September 8, 2020
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