Weapon Banner

a scam.

- you play genshin right? do you think I should pull on the weapon banner?
- no it's a scam and a waste of primos

by pavexa <3 February 21, 2022

wheatley

when the person your talking to is extremely moronic

Person 1: Hey isnt 1+1 = 11?
Person 2: No it isn't you fucking wheatley its 2

by WhatTheFuckDidYouExpect April 1, 2023

weaponized incontinence

A more insidious form of weaponized incompetence wherein lack of voluntary control over urination or defecation is wielded with the intent to manipulate others in one's selfish interest.

Old dude: "Come downstairs and hand me the goddamn remote. It's on the chair right there."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."

by smacky.jack July 2, 2023

wildcat wheat

Pretty much the best beer ever

Jason fucking loves Wildcat Wheat

by darous February 8, 2008

Vendored Weapon

When someone in World of Warcraft sells their weapon to a vendor.

Vendored Weapon: Yager, how could you have vendored you weapon when were on the last boss in TK. Damn Augusto

by Darksusa December 20, 2008

naked weapon

An exposed penis; when a guy whips his dick out and is ready to go in.

Peter whipped out his naked weapon on Kimmy

by Ron.Weasly February 2, 2017

Butt weap

Sweating of the butt crack and butthole area

I had such major butt weap, I had to wipe my ass with a baby wipe.

by Lilwhimpy June 1, 2018