jock in a wad

When someone gets offended easily when you didn’t mean anything by it.

Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!

Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.

by Bruh, chill. July 12, 2018

Dick Wad

when someone cuts off pieces of multiple dicks and ties a rubber band on a “wad” of dick pieces

“Hey dude, I found a dick wad laying in my mom’s bedside drawer. They were still twitching and it freaked me the fuck out”

by emo mf April 9, 2022

diddle wad

someone that sits at a red light and takes there time to go

hes such a diddle wad! he wont go!

by surahh_ October 7, 2016

Soggy Wank Wad

When you produce a mass of sperm/vaginal juice and wipe it up with a large amount of tissues.

Dude, I exploded and had to make a Soggy Wank Wad.

by gyhmjykgu12 March 20, 2011

sad dad wad ad

When you try to type every work possible only using the WASD keys

Im so bored imma just try to type every word possible using the WASD keys

literally 10 min later... Ok i found out that sad dad wad ad is the most possible words in WASD, i just wasted 10 min of my life im never getting back

by Indigoblue4002 January 22, 2025

Wad

someone being annoying or does something that is rude/ew.

person: “I have 1,000 followers on instagram”
you: “you’re being a wad”

by wadddddd January 24, 2019

Dick wad

A co-worker who sends you urban dictionary meanings on her/his day off

Do you know Catherine? She’s a dick wad

by PlEaSw April 20, 2022