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he's got a weapon

When an young African American man gets sent back to the lobby by cops for stinkin up the street.
Nigger: *walking* I hope I don't get shot!
Cop: HE'S GOT A WEAPON! *gunshots*
by Ston3rBon3rpart2 May 12, 2023
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Weaponizeds

A gang of really really cool people who are against Abbyism and work for launch community to save them from bullshit, we are communist.

Shoutout to weaponized bathhant, weaponized bread teleporter, weaponized KGB, weaponized spy, weaponized foods coolest person alive, weaponized bathtub me, weaponized go beyond, weaponized toafu, weaponized blazing and all other cool weaponizeds.
Person 1: oh man she's doing Abbyism
Person 2Russian accent: Don't worry brother, weaponizeds will handle her bullshitting.
by Weaponized bathtub February 13, 2022
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Weaponized Stepmom

Primary Definition:
A stepmother who is vilified, mischaracterized, or used as a scapegoat in high-conflict custody disputes typically by a biological parent or legal system unwilling to confront its own biases. Often blamed not for her actions, but for her presence, her boundaries, or her refusal to enable dysfunction.

Secondary Definition:
Weaponized Stepmom™ (Christina Short): A public advocate and reform strategist exposing corruption, bias, and narrative manipulation in family court. Founder of the Weaponized Stepmom platform, Christina educates families, challenges custody misinformation, and fights for evidence-based policy using research, lived experience, and unapologetic truth.
The system has made a Weaponized Stepmom out of me for showing up and not playing into the game.
by Weaponized Stepmom July 23, 2025
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Weapons Of Gas Production

Any type of food or drinks that induce farting
G-man: I'm getting wings,a bowl of beans and a pabst...Shirtz: "those are weapons of gas production"
by Shirtz McGirtz January 2, 2020
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Weapon

A term of endearment used when someone is being a pest
Haha stop it, you weapon
by DeanFletch October 28, 2020
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Weapon

Weapon a scouse term (someone from Liverpool) to call another person if they think they are acting like a right twat and if they are annoying you.
Joe, why are you being such a fucking cunt all the time, you weapon
by Chris Garland October 30, 2019
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weapons grade cheese

Hard, solid block of cheese, hard enough to inflict damage if hit by it. Usually colored in bright shades more typical for taxi cabs than edible matter. For example, Black Diamond.
That block of weapons grade cheese would do some serious damage if you get hit by it.

That's some weapons grade cheese right there.

"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."
by Bahuka March 24, 2017
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