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Drag-a-vag

Drag-a-vag is the perfect nickname for what you are about to read. If you have ever gone out or been somewhere and either met up with a girl and her friends or met a group of new girls and you are totally diggin’ the hot one and she is funny and everything but her friend or friends are ruining it? Not only thtat but her friend is ugly, fat and you can tell instantly she has a crush on you and is going to COCKBLOCK you from the hot one because her friend wants to be nice to her friend and give her a chance with you when you know there is no way in hell you’d ever get with the likes of that disastrous excuse for a human being. Well we call that friend a Drag-a-vag. Because obviously they were dragged along by their friend so that the hot one wasn’t alone.

The reason why it is called drag-a-vag isn’t because they have a saggy pussy, it’s because the friend dragged her along as a third wheel and so they weren’t alone. No one likes a drag-a-vag ladies. Bring yourself and yourself only. The vag part is obviously because the thing they brought with is somehow a woman and we all know you have to have a vagina to be a girl. At least that’s what they say.

*The plural word for Drag-a-vag is Dragged-many-vag’s
“I drove all the way out to Tempe Marketplace to meet this hotty body of a girl just to get vibe killed by her Drag-a-vag.” says Horatio
“I‘m sorry Horatio were you talking?” says Sanchez

Lucas says “Wow that girl was smoking’ but her friend was all lookin’ me up and down and thought I was teasin’ her or some shit and now she thinks she can be all over me.”
Stanley says “Sounds like that girl was a drag-a-vag. So what’d you do essay?”
Lucas looks up and says “I let her touch it for a dollar.”

Plural*
“THIS IS GOING TO BE FANTASTIC. Finally I get to meet this freaky mama I met off myspace and tonight is going to be hot. There! Right over there! There she is! Uh oh, spaghetti-o’s Robby this ain’t good.” says Heraldo
“What isn’t good Herald?” says Robby
“She brought along some honey’s” says Heraldo
“Not good herald, they are lookin’ pretty nasty.” Robby Says
“Oh no, she dragged-many-vag’s with her! Hide in the Apple Store” yells Heraldo
by Trevor "BLT" Balthrop April 22, 2009
mugGet the Drag-a-vagmug.

vag-wag

A vehicle, most often a Subaru station wagon, driven by post-menopausal lesbians.
The Subaru Forester in the Whole Earth parking lot was clearly a vag-wag, with the tell-tale "Celebrate Diversity" and Melissa Etheridge stickers.
by 1176 May 7, 2008
mugGet the vag-wagmug.

vag hound

Someone who can locate woman using only his primitive senses and obtain carnal knowledge of them. See Fanny Rat.
Greg is at it again, he is a right vag hound.
by DHomer November 15, 2014
mugGet the vag houndmug.

Pearl's Vag

A gaping cavern in which all whom enter get lost, never to be seen again.
We lost a lot of good men to Pearl's Vag this year.
by Xaneaux July 11, 2011
mugGet the Pearl's Vagmug.

vag flaj

yo lisa! you totally vag flajed me! evan wanted it so you should have left.
by bosoxcrazy5 June 8, 2009
mugGet the vag flajmug.

mordor vag

A vagina that is so big, wide, and full of disease that if a man stuck his Mr. Happy in there it would come out glowing. Upon entering the Mordor vag one has the possibility of being trampled by escaping orcs.
Dude, I was with Sylvia last night, total Mordor Vag, I had to go to the clinic to get checked, and i still have bruises from the fleeing orcs.
by GrouchoMarxx February 24, 2014
mugGet the mordor vagmug.

Vag-itarian

Someone who has a diet of ONLY eating out of girls vaginas.
I don't eat food from a plate, I'm a full-out Vag-itarian
by Dom_344 April 4, 2011
mugGet the Vag-itarianmug.

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