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Pet The Unicorn

Another way of saying your masterbating (Jacking off)
I'm gonna "pet the unicorn" before i go to jessica's house.
by AndieAnderson May 12, 2016
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HORN OF THE UNICORN

slang for cock

and

a yugioh card
Sergio: Hey mija, u want to polish my HORN OF THE UNICORN? Pull the trigger of my love gun? Ride the lightning? Pet my ant eater? Eat my beef jerkey?

Bitch: Yes!

Sergio: Ok, bend over and take it! Take it!
by SERGIO SANDOVAL October 14, 2011
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Unicorn Woman

A woman that almost never comes around, you are considered lucky to lay eyes on. You are considered blessed by an angel to be able to call her your woman. You would do anything it takes to be with that woman and whatever it takes to stay with her. A Unicorn Woman should never be mistreated and you should always make them happy.
Hey man I saw Sarah Conqueso the other day man she is a Unicorn Woman, I'd do anything for her and to keep her happy.
by Kparsons January 15, 2019
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Dirty Unicorn

When you put a strap-on on your head and fuck your partner in the ass.
Bruh, I dirty unicorned this chick so hard last night I will be washing turds out of my hair for a week.
by Dirty Pony September 16, 2017
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Creative Unicorn

A rare and almost mythical human that possess multiple talents and qualities.
Gladys is a Creative Unicorn. She can draw, sculpt, animate, design, compete in sports and be the best at it, think innovative, invent, dance, web design, code, draw with data, cook, think creatively, etc.
by godrawsomething May 18, 2018
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Devil’s Unicorn

A Devil’s Unicorn is a very good looking man that has threesomes with couples. (They’re willing to play with both and nothing is off limits)
Tara and David were at the bar looking for a Bull when they spotted Anthony and realized he’s much better and willing to do more. A rare find. The Devil’s Unicorn.
by AJ Schwifty August 23, 2023
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unicorn status

status of a person who is over the age of 18 and still a virgin, unicorn because they are rare
by 94122 December 6, 2009
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