Much like the Masai Giraffe, Mia Turner is spotted, lengthy, and shits standing standing up.
Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.
Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.
She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.
Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.
Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.
She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.
Person: “hi Mia”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”
by Cockfighter101 February 23, 2022
Get the Mia Turnermug. 
by noreallyurmom February 2, 2023
Get the Dr. Turnermug. A pussy that will run that cox sucker of his to anyone but can not back it up if u meet a jamian in ur life time just know he will touch ur butt and will call his grandma before u get to scrap with him jamian is the number 1 vagina of adams county
by DANI the stain January 16, 2022
Get the Jamian turnermug. A great good looking animal great at any games can take ur Mrs and anything u own u should be scared damn hes such a korey turner
by Damn 123 December 24, 2019
Get the korey turnermug. by JackMate July 9, 2022
Get the Alfie Turnermug. by elizabeth:) March 14, 2020
Get the Issac Lee Turnermug.