Fairy Spliff

A mixture of flower petals and herbs rolled up for ceremonial/sacred smoke sessions.

“Aye pass me dat fairy spliff wit da rose petals”

“Will you roll me up a fairy spliff with mugwort for my cramps?”
“Can we smoke a blue lotus fairy spliff to enhance astral dreaming”
“Nymphs smoke fairy spliffs by the river”

by fairyspliffCEO September 11, 2021

Fairy Sniffer

A term used in Holmen to describe the people who fart out loud, the people that like to pick there nose, wear weirdo clothes, and that are just weird people.

“Wow, you like to put fairy juice on your orange chicken?” “What a fairy sniffer”

by Thee sniffer December 18, 2019

Fairy Gleaves

Game played in the south whereby a football, or other object, is thrusted into the air and participants attempt to keep the object airborne while touching the object for the shortest amount of time possible.

Fairy Gleaves is not to be known as Gleaves Ball.

by Spees October 25, 2019

dildo fairy

A mythical Fairy that delivers dildos to deserving woman and men

Woke up and that bitch had a dildo under her Pillow. Bitch was visited by the dildo fairy

by mastodonPenis March 18, 2019

Loo Fairy

A lady who wears fake tan (applied with a trowel), and makeup made of cement, tattooed on eyebrows - sporting a brightly coloured maxi dress (from 'The Asda") and normally a Scouse (equally could be a Geordie or Glasgow) accent.
Normally found to be frequenting posh city centre bars, in the hope of bagging a footballer or similarly wealthy male - (must be of the metrosexual variety).

Hey Warren - have you seen that girl - check out the kip of 'er - proper loo fairy there mate!

Oh my god - you should see that bird i pulled last night mate - proper loo fairy!

by technolover December 7, 2011

poon fairy

A person who breaks into a persons house only to smell their dirty under wear.

Oz the loves breaking into Katie's house just to sniff her teenie poon soiled panties. Oz is such a Poon Fairy.

by ozzyjoe June 30, 2014

fairy handjob

Much like fairy clapping, the fairy handjob is accomplished by using only the index and middle finger, as opposed to using the whole hand.

Derek: Sherri gave me the most baller fairy handjob last night.

by woofbro February 9, 2014