Has a thing for girls named Madelyn or boys named Adam. If your name is Madyson do not ask him out or automatic rejection will come upon you. He tells the lamest jokes and doesn't like dates, although, he thoroughly enjoys spaghetti. If Madyson were to take him out for spaghetti he would be grateful, but he still would not date her. But, if Madelyn or Adam were to take him out for spaghetti he would thank them profusely and then they'd have a good time.
Person 1: Madelyn, who is your new bf?
Person 2: Chris. I took him out for spaghetti and our relationship just blossomed from there.
Person 2: Chris. I took him out for spaghetti and our relationship just blossomed from there.
by 99000crime_hotdogs May 15, 2016
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That guy Chris,sure is a self centered egotistical narcissistic asshole.
That guy Chris,sure is a self centered egotistical narcissistic asshole.
by Con Artist July 27, 2016
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Get the Chris mug.1: "Dude, I swear he's been to prom four years in a row, he's a total Chris."
2: "That one college guy won't leave me alone. I'm pretty sure he's just another Chris."
3: "That guy is a Chris; he keeps bringing all these high school girls to his dorm room."
2: "That one college guy won't leave me alone. I'm pretty sure he's just another Chris."
3: "That guy is a Chris; he keeps bringing all these high school girls to his dorm room."
by batmannnnnnn March 1, 2010
Get the Chris mug.Chris is a man of few words. He doesn't exactly say the right things at the right time, but oddly enough, he still provides some level of comfort. If you don't want to be in a relationship that requires much thinking, go be with a Chris. He has a sweet character and is artistic, but is often lazy with everything he does. He expects his significant other to do everything. He will hurt loved ones & act like he never did wrong. A Chris is extremely hardheaded. He is not very color-coordinated and will walk out of the house wearing whatever. His friends are lowlife dibshits. He smells good though, and has pretty green eyes. That's a plus, I guess.
Ariana: "Who the hell is that plaid mess smoking a cigarette on the corner?"
Alyssa: *Sighs* That's my boyfriend.. a Chris.
Alyssa: *Sighs* That's my boyfriend.. a Chris.
by getbentinthebr0nx December 26, 2011
Get the Chris mug.(CONT.) You can talk about anything to a Chris. However, never get into an argument with one because they always think they win, when clearly they're LOSING. Also, make sure you send him lots of videos of cats because he will laugh. And one day he will own a cat but it's gonna be a stupid cat! They seem to think that there is a word that rhymes with orange when there isn't. They don't think they're the awesomest which is just PLAIN WRONG.
by Italians Rule June 21, 2012
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