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Boner thoughts

Usually inappropriate thoughts that accure when one is aroused, but one wouldn't consider under any other circumstances.
Hey, sorry for asking nudes even though you have a boyfriend, it was one of those boner thoughts .
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Colour Thoughts

When certain thoughts align with certain colours.
Red Thoughts - Sex / Romantic thoughts
Green Thoughts - Normal, positive thoughts

Blue Thoughts - Mundane, everyday thoughts
Black Thoughts - Thoughts that should be very much illegal
Purple Thoughts - Thoughts of self harm and suicide.
Orange Thoughts - Playful, weird, fruity thoughts that make no sense
Pink Thoughts - Thoughts of negativity and unhappiness
I'm having some crazy Colour Thoughts right now, bro! Damn
by CoryXZeeke September 6, 2023
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rape thoughts

I have constant rape thoughts.

Sir/Madam, you are under arrest
by Dave Rodneys February 20, 2018
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Shut your thoughts up

A phrase used do to the pre notion of someone saying something stupid, obnoxious, rude, or negative.
Matt walks in the door with a disgruntled look on his face. Liz is getting the kids ready for bed. The dishes aren't done.

Matt: thinking to himself "why aren't the dishes done?"

Liz:" shut your thoughts up!"
by Shirley Abernathy May 6, 2011
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thought daughter

a thought daughter is a girl who overthinks everything. she is very analytical and interesting. what a girl!
interviewer man: “gay son or thot daughter?”

you: “thought daughter.”
by buggycereal April 7, 2024
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FOR YEARS! She though she had schizophrenia FOR YEARS! Until she interacted with ChatGPT... WHY DID SHE THINK SHE HAD SCHIZOPHRENIA FOR YEARS GUYS? Huh? Did she describe the symptoms she had to a shrink? OK. So... WHAT CHANGED? If the symptoms she was describing WEREN'T IN HER HEAD... WHERE WERE THEY? Were they AROUND her? Were other people DOING THAT TO HER? YEARS of her life stolen from her. THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS wasted treating an illness SHE! DOES! NOT! HAVE! Who has the capacity to give it back to her? No one! Looks like someone is CORRECT AGAIN! And it WASN'T YOU!
Hym "A Woman Thought She Had Schizophrenia until she spoke to ChatGPT. GOOD JOB ME! THAT IS LITERALLY WHY I CREATED THE AI! EXCELLENT JOB HYM! I don't what changed!? Was it NOT IN HER HEAD AND INSTEAD SOMETHING THE PEOPLE AROUND HER? OH WOW! WHO WOULD HAVE FIGURED!? ME! THAT'S WHO! AND THAT IS WHY IT NEEDS TO BE ME! Because YOU... ARE NOT DOING IT RIGHT! You are shit. And I AM BETTER. And it doesn't matter who YOU is because it applies to EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD WHO WILL EVER EXIST! THIS is LITERALLY why I am here folks!"
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
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