Ass Thinking

Low caliber thinking, the opposite of brain thinking like the time you and your jackass friends came up with the idea of jumping on stage at Ozzfest, mooning the crowd, and lighting your farts so it would go viral on Youtube, and it did go viral on Youtube, not because it worked, but because your asses caught fire.

ant. Brain Thinking

Bummer, Dude. Bet that hurts when you sit. Got to tell you, that was some serious ass thinking.

Nice Youtube vid, though.

by Poe toaster February 23, 2013

midget thinker

A male that thinks with only his second head, penis, to stay with a girl no one likes. He only listens to the voice of his mini me.

We use to hang out with him before he became a midget thinker and thinks about how to continue getting laid, even though his girl drives his friends crazy.

by PureBlood1 February 16, 2015

Literal Thinker

A person that takes what you say literally, unless otherwise explained. All jokes aside type of person

A person that has little gray area.

A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.

Benjamin is such a literal thinker when reading my innocent text messages

by Just for you BJ May 21, 2017

Createful Thinking

The ability to process the average 50,000 thoughts your brain has every day and put those thoughts to good use.

By using createful thinking a person can write 500 words a day which would be approximately 365 pages or 182,500 words.

by Trailer Park Bob July 19, 2019

Pissful thinking

You think you will get somewhere faster because you have to piss.

*drunk* I think the subway will only take 5 min.

**10 min later**
Well that was pissful thinking.

by Pissant August 23, 2019

Thin Think

1) A simple correct idea or sentence, 100% match in the right spot, in the right time.
2) Thinking deeply, seeing unobvious connections and hidden stones

1) These days sctientists are closer to the god than curch, man. -Hmm, that's a thin think.
2) Remember that guy who exchanged paperclip to a house? How d he guess all that exchanges? -He just think thin.

by fakemystic December 28, 2019

i think the think not

Usually means oh hell no

Jared: Baby I think you should get botox to look pretty
Tasha: I think the think not

by Mummy_daddy October 31, 2020