Jail

Jail is just a room

"Age is just a number"
"yeah,and JAIL is just a room

by defwvWE4V May 16, 2022

Jail-deterent

A hot girl who looks underage but isn't.

It's great so many girls are jail-deterent to balance out the issues caused by jailbait.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

Jail Training

To hit someone in the ass-hole very hard to imitate being raped in the shower

Guy #1: i dropped my phone *bends over*
Guy #2: *hits guy #1 in the ass *
Guy #1: AHHH WTF?!
Guy #2: i gave you jail training!

by funnyguy223 June 18, 2011

jail house coffee

Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.

Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.

by Beech Bum. June 14, 2018

jailing

accustoming oneself to life in jail and adapting one’s lifestyle to make one’s time there as tolerable as possible. Usually by making another inmate look foolish for others enjoyment.

"Dont let people Jail on you, always stand up for yourself"

You saw how zeke was jailing on shawn, that shit was funny as hell."

"Maaaan, stop jailing bro, fuck outta here"

by Prisonmike2.0 October 9, 2023

Layout jail

Layout jail happens on Twitter when someone tags you in a post and if you don’t respond in the desired time you have to change your layout. The layouts are usually cursed images and things you would never want your layout to be

P1 - “ god dammit I was put in layout jail for a day!!”
P2 - “oh no I feel so bad for you”

by Ratlord April 16, 2021

crypto jail

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.

Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.

by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021