White Elephant

Gesture created by turning out one's pants pockets, releasing the zipper and then exposing one's flaccid chode in an entertaining fashion, so as to resemble an elephant's trunk.

"Oh my God Tom, not the White Elephant again, nobody wants to see it, put that thing away."

by Fatboy May 13, 2003

elephant run

when a group of males get together and stand in a single file line and the first male tucks his member between his legs and the male behind him grabs it ,, so on and so forth

There was a crazy elephant run at that sausage fest of a party the other night.

by beeeeritty August 7, 2011

elephant mafia

smuggling peanuts and or peanut product

we are the elephant mafia

by DizzyLizzy January 20, 2007

White Elephant

The one girl a guy will always have a thing for, and will always do anything for. The girl a guy will never forget, even if there was nothing between them. The girl who is more, to the extent where, a guy will never be with this girl and is aware of the reality and so, realizes it will never be.

Steve- Why do you keep calling her?
Tom- I can't help it, she's my white elephant.
Steve- It's never gonna happen.
Tom- Yeah, I know, but not for lack of trying.

by little_lost_one June 27, 2012

Angry Elephant

The action when a man has his penis inserted into their own butthole, all while farting to build enough pressure to release the penis in an explosive and violent manner. To perform correctly is to be pulling on ones own butt cheeks in a full eagle spread, while urinating as to add to the intimidation factor, all resulting in one powerful, explosive spray, as the angry elephant's trunk (The Penis) , is unleashed.

Great for warding off Bears.

Camping with the homies, and a bear decided to attack. Kyle dropped on his back and unleased the Angry Elephant to assert his dominance.

Went met on a Grindr date, and we talked about our love for Yoga. I demonstrated my flexibility by performing the Angry Elephant; we've been married 69 years.

by Von Wolfhouse January 20, 2021

Elephant Craft

Better than Dr.Empty but not as graceful or charming as Pro Panda.

Elephant Craft is such a gamer, but not as cool as Pro.

by Elephant craft March 24, 2022

Misery Elephant

a person who carries around all the negative things that have ever happened to them in their lifetime, and are constantly reminding everyone of them, thriving on the negative

She thrives on the negative, she is such a misery elephant!

by Lopp-Headz February 12, 2012