Chris

A self centered egotistical, narcissistic asshole.

Hey man,don't start being like your brother Chris.

That guy Chris,sure is a self centered egotistical narcissistic asshole.

by Con Artist July 27, 2016

Chris

a low-key alcoholic who freeloads off everyone

Chris can controls his alcohol that he didn’t buy himself

by denatlllrt546 May 19, 2015

Chris

an absolute arsehole

Fuck off, Chris

by Gruntwill April 17, 2016

Chris

Has a thing for girls named Madelyn or boys named Adam. If your name is Madyson do not ask him out or automatic rejection will come upon you. He tells the lamest jokes and doesn't like dates, although, he thoroughly enjoys spaghetti. If Madyson were to take him out for spaghetti he would be grateful, but he still would not date her. But, if Madelyn or Adam were to take him out for spaghetti he would thank them profusely and then they'd have a good time.

Person 1: Madelyn, who is your new bf?
Person 2: Chris. I took him out for spaghetti and our relationship just blossomed from there.

by 99000crime_hotdogs May 15, 2016

Chris

A guy who still prefers/dates high school girls when he's in college.

1: "Dude, I swear he's been to prom four years in a row, he's a total Chris."

2: "That one college guy won't leave me alone. I'm pretty sure he's just another Chris."

3: "That guy is a Chris; he keeps bringing all these high school girls to his dorm room."

by batmannnnnnn March 1, 2010

Chris

Chris is a man of few words. He doesn't exactly say the right things at the right time, but oddly enough, he still provides some level of comfort. If you don't want to be in a relationship that requires much thinking, go be with a Chris. He has a sweet character and is artistic, but is often lazy with everything he does. He expects his significant other to do everything. He will hurt loved ones & act like he never did wrong. A Chris is extremely hardheaded. He is not very color-coordinated and will walk out of the house wearing whatever. His friends are lowlife dibshits. He smells good though, and has pretty green eyes. That's a plus, I guess.

Ariana: "Who the hell is that plaid mess smoking a cigarette on the corner?"
Alyssa: *Sighs* That's my boyfriend.. a Chris.

by getbentinthebr0nx December 26, 2011

Chris

A man who loves his guns and busch light. He likes to ride on his prowler and cause trouble. He likes to party with his uncle. He has a good sense of humor.

Chris goes to party with his uncle on the weekends

by kayyyna April 14, 2013