walrus flossing

When a pair of underwear (primarily female) that are so tight you cant see the back of it.

Tom: I was fucking this fat chick last night and she was walrus flossing.
Yuro: Nice man! Wish my girl would walrus floss.

by rhinefam March 23, 2017

Walrus

being socially, relationally, and personally awkward. also being annoying in anyway shape or form or to look like a reatarded cat. someone that is awkward in every way, shape, and form.
because walruses, walrus', walrusi... are all together weird and awkward. everything from their look to their sound.

Hey did you see that speech, bro that kid is such a total walrus!!

Lmfao, yeahh he was being a freaking walrus for real!

by XTeenahXD December 25, 2010

golden walrus

The fat girl with a pretty face that gets skinnier as the beers flow, you kind of feel bad for taking advantage of her but the blow job was too good to regret.

Me- Dude, I fucked Tina last night!
Friend- holt shit dude, that's a golden walrus if I've ever seen one.

by chambone69 August 8, 2017

Walrus syndrome

When your girls pussy looks like the mouth of a walrus.

"I wonder why I can't maintain a relationship"

"I guarantee it's because of your walrus syndrome"

"You might be right my pussy is pretty gross"

"Ew"

by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017

dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.

"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"

by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014

The Walrus

When you put two straws up your nose and do two lines of cocaine for maximum efficiency.

“Yo, Kait was at the party Saturday blowing down and next thing we know she’s got a straw in each nostril doing The Walrus”
“That lady can party!”

by Technobri December 3, 2020

Obey The Walrus Syndrome

A video that is only scary or disturbing thanks to one single element used in the video, typically music.

This can be demonstrated by changing the music in the original "Obey The Walrus" video to something more upbeat and happy. The video loses it's "scariness" and just becomes a random set of unrelated footage with some pop songs over it.

Person A: dude this video I found on Reels is so fucking scary, look at this.

Person B: that's only scary because of the music, proper Obey the Walrus Syndrome there buddy.

by rollacethejazzmaster October 8, 2025