twinkie test

A term used in the rowing world to refer to one of the most demoralizing and embarrassing forms of seat racing: a boat races a set distance for time, and subsequently replaces one of the oarsmen with a twinkie and races the same distance a second time. If the boat goes faster with the twinkie in place of the oarsman, then that rower has "lost the twinkie test," meaning that they are worse at rowing than a twinkie.
Bill missed practice today, so we twinkie tested him for a 5k race piece. He definitely lost.
by The Dictator November 04, 2014
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Testing Their Luck

A person who has just had a negative Covid19 test, and knows someone who also has had a negative test and then assumes the rules don't apply to them.
Well those people over there sure are testing their luck.
by ME MAKES DICTIONARY March 15, 2021
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The Dot Test

I simple mark that is placed on some one with a pen or other writing utensil that shows someones level of hygeine.
Person 1: "Wow, the mark is still on his elbow."
Person 2: "I wonder if he even took a shower. That was an effective The Dot Test scenario.
by Dorsey2494 June 18, 2008
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The Youse Test

A criteria for evaluating potential flatmates. If they use the word 'youse' (the plural of you) in conversation, they have failed the test and will not be accepted as a flatmate.
You're the only one in the running so far, the peasant who showed up before you failed the youse test.
by the oob November 24, 2008
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test drive

to have sexual relations with an individual with the purpose of gathering information to aid in future decisions regarding with whom to participate in sexual relations with
Gabe got that girl all liquored up to test drive her ass before spending all that money wining and dining her at the Eat n' Park.
by Sach. September 28, 2006
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Bucket Test

The act of filling a bucket of water and forcefully emptying it on a woman's face. If she's still hot, she passes the test.
Guy 1: Dude, check that chick out! She's wearing more makeup than a clown!

Guy 2: No way she'd pass the bucket test.
by Poon Stick February 09, 2011
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clitmus test

Before a man realizes they are gay, they may date one of their female friends to test if they are attracted to women.
One of my ex-boyfriends from high school apparently used me as a clitmus test. He chatted with me recently and wouldn't stop talking about his new husband.
by Cpt. Kegel March 02, 2014
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