puddle check

When you check if your girlfriend is wet or aroused
Damn girl, can I puddle check you real quick?”
by Rodneyrooster78 April 30, 2024
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Puddle of pussy

Unlike lake of pussy which is fed by many tributaries, puddle of pussy is only occasionally fed by the grace of god.
John hasnt had sex in a while, he must be standing in a puddle of pussy.
by Hellsminer1 July 4, 2015
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puddle

the definition of a puddle is where people who are not on substances under 5'8 may drown. people named Dave, Will, David and Tim
ong theres a puddle keep will away from it

we cant go over it we can go under it we have to go through it, but not you will youll drown
by IAMABOVESIXFEET February 20, 2024
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Pussy Puddles

When your girl is constantly making puddles with her pussy
by Weakened ankles May 4, 2020
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pee puddle

...........Something you don't wanna find under your sheets when you wake up.........
Woman: *yawn*
Woman: *looks at sheets*
Woman: God damn it! I shouldn't of held it!
Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Neighbor: SToP C^nT I'm TryNa Sleep!
Woman: ok geez-
Woman: Ew the pee puddle stinks! I should of went to the bathroom.... but it was 3am when the ghost comes around!
by BubblyBussingStarbursts September 25, 2021
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Cuddle Puddle

The pre-ejaculate that leaks out and coagulates on the sheets during spooning and/or foreplay
Todd left a cuddle puddle in my bed last night and now I have to wash all of my sheets.
by LemmyNicole December 15, 2016
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Puddle slut

A drug feign who spreads their legs in exchange for crack.
Look at that puddle slut the bros got with him today.

He's got a different puddle slut everyday
by Eatbuttfuckducks July 30, 2022
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