nick jonas

a sexy BEAST ahaha! with an amazing voice. he writes alot of songs for the group(jonas brothers) he formed with his two older brothers-joe jonas and kevin jonas. he has type 1 diabetes. he has dated miley cyrus and has now been rumoured to be dating selena gomez.
girl #1:who's that sexy beast with the curly hair singing and playing the guitar?

girl #2: how could you not know him...that's nick jonas and oh yeah he is a definite sexy beast
by bom-bom-bee-dum September 06, 2008
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jonas sisters

The best group of girls in the world on the world wide web. Contains smaller groups such as JPs, JBOP, etc.
I was talking to my jonas sisters about how awesome Bella is.
by cuatashleyjonas February 16, 2008
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jonas brothers

the greatest band EVER.

1. NO im not 12, im 17.
2. YES i listen to real music, its called the JONAS BROTHERS.
3. YOU must know that they are disney channel alot fro watching it ALL THE TIME.
4. WHY dont you HATERS go get a LIFE already.
5. JONAS BROTHERS FANS WILL PONE EVERYONE.
6. so DONT mess with us.
JONAS BROTHERS PONE EVERYONE.

JB completes our lifes. :
by Courtneyyy January 05, 2008
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kevin jonas

the least popular jonas brother. everyone is sure he is a fag. he straightens and perms and curls the crap out of his hair and one day it will explode. he tries to act like his younger more popular brothers, but all in all, he is a fail.
girl 1: isn't there a third jonas brother? kevin jonas? i forgot?

girl 2 : WHAT! i thought he was a rodey
by Xd4n137x0rx August 23, 2008
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jonas sidecar

The jonas sidecar is a sexual act, which technically maintains everyone's virginity promises. With a ring on his left ring finger, a guy promise-ring-fingers a girl and masturbates with their right hand. The guy ejaculates onto the bed next to the girl (sidecarring her). The act is completed by offering the girl gas money in the following manner: "I've only got a 5 and a 20. Do you have change for a 5?"
did you hear he jonas sidecarred that girl from the bar last night?
by gaper27 January 25, 2010
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Jonas brothers

n. jonas bro•thers: Total and complete fags.
Oh my god look at those guys there whering fucking scarves in the summer.
What Jonas Brothers!
by Cornikinz May 10, 2009
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Life With Jonas

The best band in the history of the world composed of the greatest guys in the universe.
"Who is that kick-ass, mind-blowing, awesome, and rockin' song by?!"
"LIFE WITH JONAS, OF COURSE!"
by Spaz February 06, 2005
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