After talking with your highschool crush at your graduating classes' reunion, take her on a drive to a remote nature preserve and bang them in a tent, then sneak out and leave her alone in the forest.
After our class reunion, I took my old crush to my Hollywood Campsite and now I don't know where she is.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
Get the Hollywood campsitemug. by Nascarfan2007 January 12, 2023
Get the Hollywoodmug. A fairly common phenomenon associated with actors playing characters way younger than their actual age. As a result, many in society have become unable to recognize young adults by appearance.
Hollywood blindness occurs when a thirty or twenty year old is assumed to be a teenager, because of the cultural bias that their youthful appearance may be similar to the majority of young adult Hollywood actors being cast as teenagers in movies instead of actual teenagers.
Hollywood blindness occurs when a thirty or twenty year old is assumed to be a teenager, because of the cultural bias that their youthful appearance may be similar to the majority of young adult Hollywood actors being cast as teenagers in movies instead of actual teenagers.
''Tom Holland was cast to play Spider-Man in the Homecoming movie, portraying a 15-year old while he himself was 20 years old at the time, because of hollywood blindness people genuinely think he looks like an actual teenager.''
''I'm not sixteen, I'm twenty-eight! Hollywood really blinded you to how actual young adults look, hasn't it?''
''Grease was notorious for casting adults as teenagers. Now hollywood blindness has invested entire generations with the idea that you don't age up from being a teenager until you're past thirty three.''
''I'm not sixteen, I'm twenty-eight! Hollywood really blinded you to how actual young adults look, hasn't it?''
''Grease was notorious for casting adults as teenagers. Now hollywood blindness has invested entire generations with the idea that you don't age up from being a teenager until you're past thirty three.''
by ZeroParanoia January 31, 2025
Get the Hollywood Blindnessmug. I saw a guy at Tescos that was so hollywood hot I actually opened my mouth and said "oh my god " when he walked past
by the chocolate fox September 14, 2012
Get the Hollywood Hotmug. A crazy-Hollywood blowjob is a fellatio from someone who has studied pornography enough and socially prioritized their own ability to give fellatio resulting in a potent, highly-networkable end result. Usually these people live in Los Angeles and interface with the entertainment industrial complex. More research needs to be done to analyze different crazy-Hollywood blowjobs and how people within the industrial complex and the art world have developed these skills, common social perceptions of performative sexuality and hierarchical thinking around the importance of sexual performance. Common practices in the crazy-Hollywood blowjob are:
-fellating based on what the receiver’s preferred blowjob methods are
-deepthroating with no abandon
-eye contact
-very good hand-mouth coordination
-swallowing entire loads of semen
-fellating based on what the receiver’s preferred blowjob methods are
-deepthroating with no abandon
-eye contact
-very good hand-mouth coordination
-swallowing entire loads of semen
Wow, Alex gave me a crazy-Hollywood blowjob last night. I know they’ve had a lot of practice on different people and that’s a good thing. This felt really good and I think they’re better at fellatio than most people.
by Hantlin July 16, 2023
Get the Crazy-Hollywood Blowjobmug. Fictional character. No such puppy exists
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
Get the smart Hollywood modelmug. Hollywooding, The act of ignoring everyone and leaving them on read because you're too "Cool for them."
Usually done by losers online who want to feel cool.
Usually done by losers online who want to feel cool.
by Fywuta June 18, 2025
Get the Hollywoodingmug.