Lou: how was your trip to florida
Richie: it was good until we got home I must’ve got the stomach bug and my girl was going down on my and we had a Brazilian missile crisis
Richie: it was good until we got home I must’ve got the stomach bug and my girl was going down on my and we had a Brazilian missile crisis
by PapiRoberto February 27, 2025
Get the Brazilian missile crisismug. A form of quarter or midlife crisis that occurs when the subject comes to the startling realization that cryptocurrency and NFTs are not the end all solution to their problems they thought they were.
“Have you heard from Andy lately?”
“Not since he started going through his crypto life crisis after NFT sales dropped 92%”
“92%? What an abysmal failure and scam.”
“Exactly.”
“Not since he started going through his crypto life crisis after NFT sales dropped 92%”
“92%? What an abysmal failure and scam.”
“Exactly.”
by Crazy Train McGraw May 17, 2022
Get the crypto life crisismug. occurs when midterms occur, the semester ends, all your friends come home from college and you're stuck with a huge amount of work.
A: dude, wanna chill this weekend and smoke up some dank headies?
B: naw dude, i have to study for my math exam. It's midyear crisis, you know.
B: naw dude, i have to study for my math exam. It's midyear crisis, you know.
by hug me January 12, 2010
Get the midyear crisismug. When an individual of Cuban descent makes their partner experience multiple back to back intense orgasms in the span of a minute.
by Castro's Pet Duck October 26, 2017
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug. 
Just like mid life crisis but anyone have it, you don't actually need to be middle aged. Something can simply upset your mood and lo and behold you now have a mood life crisis.
by whackywizard August 6, 2022
Get the Mood Life Crisismug. A midclub crisis can be described as a mini mid life crisis that occurs specifically in a nightclub. It is when one is at a club and at one stage during the night they have a mini panic attack and realize either that they are too old to enjoy themselves or they no longer fit in with this crowd. It differs from a mid life crisis as it is not age specific but most commonly occurs in a transitional period in one's life ie, last semester of college. the effects may be heightened by other outer conditions such as a club deciding to play teenie bopper music such as justin bieber.
bill: "hey man you alright, crap music right?"
Ted:"no man its not that, its just all of it, i'm past all these excellent aventures and stuck up young girls, i'm heading to an indie bar man"
Bill:"dude bummer, total midclub crisis"
another example would be mike the situation's mini meltdown in a club at the end of jersey shore season 2
Ted:"no man its not that, its just all of it, i'm past all these excellent aventures and stuck up young girls, i'm heading to an indie bar man"
Bill:"dude bummer, total midclub crisis"
another example would be mike the situation's mini meltdown in a club at the end of jersey shore season 2
by Aidsbomb March 14, 2011
Get the MidClub Crisismug.