by Mickelyawner September 1, 2022
Get the Church Hoemug. Saying you have Church Butt is an easy way of explaining that your butt is sore from sitting so long, like it does when u sit at church for hours.
by leeleespeepee October 25, 2022
Get the Church Buttmug. The only real religion since all religions have a tid bit of truth in them but have been manipulated by humans for power and money. We look for some grand truth or deity when we are all drops of the deity that we search for. Once we already realize that we are the amazing gods and goddesses we have been searching for and love is all we needed to activate our true power. ChurchOfUs celebrates humanity and all its potential!!!!
Catholicism is a purge upon the land, when will people wake up and realize they have all the power to shape their reality. Someday the only church will be the church of us
by Iamwebster1307 January 23, 2022
Get the Church Of Usmug. "Sharon made delicious mac & cheese tonight with a touch of church."
"Cheese, ketchup, & just a touch of church to help enhance the flavor."
"Cheese, ketchup, & just a touch of church to help enhance the flavor."
by Justa T.O.C August 10, 2018
Get the A Touch of Churchmug. A guy that is somewhat popular and is the most horny guy in the school. He seeks for one night stands with multiple girl.
by Ndndndbf November 25, 2016
Get the gabe churchmug. by Thepuppeteer97 March 30, 2015
Get the church burglermug. A complete badass, someone who does what they want when they want. A person you don't want to fuck with. Doesn't look for unnecessary trouble because they know what they are capable of. You can try to be a 'kayden church' but very few succeed.
Person 1: WTF! Did you see what they just did? I'm going to say something...
Person 2: Dude, I wouldn't do that if I were you....They're Kayden Church.
Person 1:Oh shit.
Person 2: Dude, I wouldn't do that if I were you....They're Kayden Church.
Person 1:Oh shit.
by Bernie Badass January 2, 2012
Get the Kayden Churchmug.