wild cucummer

When a dick gets hard in the precence of vegetables
Dang that’s one wild cucummer
by Dude Red May 24, 2019
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wild k

Wild k describes something that is a huge dub, something that is normally unenjoyable. It is used AFTER the word and can also be used without "wild" , meaning "K" after the word also indicates the same definition.
Example#1:
Vika- What's good for links today???
Brenden- I can't chill today, I got work! New schedule k broooo

Example#2:
Anaysa- I'm tired of getting up so early for school...
Denise- FACTS! SCHOOL WILD K
by nocloutgains September 16, 2018
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Wild and crazy

"Wild and crazy" is used when simply saying "wild" or "crazy" to describe a person or situation doesn't fully describe the huge degree to which that person or situation is "off the rails" , uncontrolled or manically wacko. Could have a positive or negative connotation.

Someone who is saying and doing random or extreme things could be said to be wild and crazy. Or if you had an awesome night partying with all sorts of different exciting things happening that could be said to have been a wild and crazy night out, to use it in a positive meaning.
"That party last night was wild and crazy! Omg the strippers just kept coming through the door. It was like every woman in the room needed her turn on the dance pole."

"Bro, did you see Steve at the meeting this morning? That fool be acting wild and crazy today, ya mean. Wtf was he talking about it sounded like f%#$&*@ gibberish. I think he's on meth."
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Wild Bizzare

a bizzare is when you see an animal in the wild that looks somewhat like a deer/elk/gazzele etc, but you dont no the exact name for it so its called a "bizzare" or "wild bizzare"
often found in the middle of nowhere. can be found in africa. or in washington frequently. characteristics include antlers/horns/hooves.
WOAH!! look over there...its a wild bizzare.

kid 1: hey look at that, what is it?
kid 2: that is a wild bizzare, could be any one of those hooved animals
by MG-steve July 12, 2009
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Wild Shites

The act of taking a stinging sloppy shit the morning or afternoon after a night out on the guiness or a very spicy meal/pizza. Worst case scenario involves breathlessness and possible vomiting during shitting.
Was out on the ale last night mate, fucking had the wild shites all morning.
by Yosser Hughes July 31, 2017
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Wild Eep!

"eep!" goes the Mac when you do something bad
by Bungalow Bill November 08, 2001
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Wild Monkey

While having sex with her legs on your shoulders, you deficate in your hand and then through it in her face.
The wild monkey was first developed in Michigan . It is the common practice of pooping in your hand while having sex and throwing it in her face.
by Drake Johansen May 26, 2009
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