I’ll Bet You

Ice cubes on a red hot stove will melt, and I'll bet ya
A drowning man bet his first words are help, and I'll bet ya
If you bet on a horse and the horse don't win, you lose, and I'll bet ya
If you try, to sit on air, you're gonna fall, and I'll bet ya

If you want a winning hand
If you want a perfect man
I’ll Bet You never lose with love
I'm gonna win, and I'll bet ya
Bet you never lose with love
I'm gonna win, and I'll bet ya

Take a car, without fuel, it ain't gonna move, and I'll bet ya
A carpenter can't build his house without any tools, and I'll bet ya
If your shoes are too small, they hurt your feet, and I'll bet ya
And you can't know what's goin' on, if you're asleep, oh I'll bet ya

If you want a winning hand
If you want a perfect man
I'll bet you never lose my love
You will win and I'll bet ya
Bet you never lose my love
You got to win, I bet ya

I'll bet you never lose my love

by Death Menace March 06, 2023

I lost the bet

It actually means, i found a girl, but I'm ashamed to admit it.

i saw you with this girl yesterday, him yeah i lost the bet

by oliver0008 October 06, 2020

National bet day

If you say bet on this day you have to get slapped

March 25th

Lets hang out after work

Bet

*slap* national bet day

by Sevenavengfold March 24, 2022

I bet all the ducks in my pond

A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks

"You're wrong Josh, I bet all the ducks in my pond that i'm right."

by pigeon cc February 26, 2018

Piss bet

A wager, typically a sporting event, that is placed before one retires for the evening. Commonplace with the 50+ male demographic from the Midwest, the Piss Bet gives the individual the satisfaction of checking on their Westcoast wager, while making their trip to the toilet at 2am.

Johnny K. has had a nice lil Saturday. Just caught a three-legged parlay, now it’s time to sync up on a Piss Bet. Does Hawaii play tonight?

by HerbDove21 March 11, 2024

Bet a nigga

When u wanna just say “ ok bet” but you want it to sound more serious and sophisticated.

Devin, if you don’t shut up I’m gonna knock u clean smooth the fuck out.
Devin: ok bet a nigga

by Tylr97 October 24, 2018

rep bet

When you’re so confident in the bet you previously made that you make another one that’s even more aggressive on top of it just for the rep.

You already owe me $25 if the Lakers make it to the western conference, but I’m adding a rep bet that they do it in 5

by Abcsdishshsshhzbzbsh September 27, 2020