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World of Tanks

A Free-to-Play (and not Pay-to-Win) MMO focused around... well, tanks. Red Orchestra meets World of Warcraft meets Battlefield 1942, in other words. Infamous for its bias towards Russian tanks, but otherwise a very original take on the Genre. Also has a large volume of Paper Panzers that didn't actually make production in real life. AKA "WoT"
World of Tanks proves to us that a nice 105mm round is way better than any greatsword.
by RedShocktrooper May 6, 2011
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Think Tank

Conference room that is used more often to have sex in than actually come up with ideas for the company.
Guy#1: Wow i can't believe Jason choked in the Think Tank.

Guy#2: Wrong time to let loose a stinky fart.
by Jaehoal P. Owns October 21, 2011
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gorilla tank

During the Vietnam War, they were giant tanks that drove around the jungle. Using coconuts as ammunition. The term "Gorilla Tank" comes from the fact that many gorillas would grab onto these tanks as they drove by. The reason for this was that these tanks can reach speed of up to 120mph, and these gorillas love it. As a defense mechanism, these tanks could stop suddenly, forcing the gorillas off and to hit any target ahead of them.
Back in Nam one of them got dern Gorilla Tanks killed my best pal Hank.
by Sir Sven May 21, 2008
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Tank Whore

Somebody who overuse's the tank in a computer game, such as Halo for the XBOX.
Also can be defined as a large person who throws herself around a fair bit.
"Hey that fool's in the tank again"
"I'll sneep the little tank whore then"
by Alexander Thorley! September 30, 2005
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fish tanking

When two people are making out intensely enough and for such a duration that they make a considerable amount of noise.

This often irritates the unlucky individuals around them, who must either tolerate the noise or awkwardly tell them to "shut the fuck up".
Girl: "Hey, I totally know about how you you two were hooking up in the closet last weekend."

Guy: "How'd you find out?"

Girl: "Because you two were totally fish tanking!"
by MasterFishTanker February 20, 2011
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Nemo Tanking

Replacing the tip of the penis with the head of a clown fish and ejaculating through the mouth
Where's Joe?
He's in his room, his clown fish died so he's just doing some Nemo tanking.
by BigD ken July 18, 2014
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dick-tanked

When one gets to the point of intoxication that their "dick" is so filled with urine that it resembles a "tank".
Hey Paul, are you prepared to get dick-tanked at Suzanne's soirée? There will be a tremendous amount of alcohol.
by Duckfluff October 15, 2013
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