Song of Moroni

You go to the doctor, who uses an anal scope. When the scope is inserted, you fart, producing a perfect trumpet-like note.

Dude, I totally sang a song of Moroni to my doctor today.

by Red Handed Bandit March 7, 2019

COFFEE song

‘COFFEE’ is an acronym representing the phrase “Chorus Only, Fucking Forget Everything Else”, used to describe songs that have no tangible substance or meaning beyond a catchy chorus.

“Have you listened to ‘Unholy’ by Sam Smith?”

“Are you kidding? That’s a total COFFEE song.”

by Carnefice April 25, 2023

killed the song

when you make the song turn into shit

taylor swift killed the song

by john cne October 14, 2017

Song sniping

When you like one and only one song from an artist and hate the rest

He only likes the scientist from Coldplay, that’s it.
That’s some major song sniping

by BeanieBoyy August 6, 2019

song and dance

This expression is used as a way to convey routine, as a song and dance performance is often known as a routine.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Me: The usual song and dance.

by Sol Dan August 3, 2021

A happy song

A joyous tune you can't help but dance tune like HaidyPerez or a thousand miles

*music plays* dang this is such a happy song!
*everyone in room dances*

by HBear May 14, 2015

kitchen song

The song you dance to with your significant other that 2 in the morning.

Me and Peter’s kitchen song is “These Arms of Mine” by Otis Redding.

by _baileymathis_ January 26, 2018