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Jordan Snowden

The most special person in anyone's life. Like seriously special. There is not a single person more special than Jordan Snowden. You could tour every Special Education department in the country and would not find anyone that comes close. He's special forces. Long time member of the most elite special services unit. Every SPED teacher that's seen him has quit and then killed themselves. All it takes is one look and you know how special he is. His mom used to tell him every day how special he was, not because she loved him or wanted him to feel better, but because she couldn't wrap her head around how special he was.
"Did you hear the SPED teacher killed themselves last week?"
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.
by anonymous December 4, 2023
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dude snood

a beard that worn on the neck alone
ben: have you seen jeff’s dude snood?
adam: yes, it’s grown so long!
ben: maybe i should shave my beard off up to my jawline too and create a dude snood of my own!
by mimidt November 22, 2025
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tubnodial butt snoid

He cut me off in the fast lane. He is a real tubnodial butt snoid.
by Jarhead82 January 29, 2016
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