by Jimmy Stephen July 2, 2014
Get the Slug in the chambermug. by The frog October 13, 2016
Get the thug slugmug. Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018
Get the scrumptious slugsmug. by Sallytwist July 23, 2016
Get the Slug Logmug. It is an association with several humans that:
1)Are unable to plan/ sort out there lives
2)Have the mental age of either a 3 or 18 or 50 year old (no inbetween)
3)Can be very entertaining when they need to be
A well know fact is that Slug Club is always hungry and ravenous for other people's lunches and snacks but in the end they go to the canteen which is there holy grail.
There well known habitat is the library but Slug Club is known to migrate to different places.
Overall they are a lovely group and you will never get bored when you are surrounded with these pure perfections.
1)Are unable to plan/ sort out there lives
2)Have the mental age of either a 3 or 18 or 50 year old (no inbetween)
3)Can be very entertaining when they need to be
A well know fact is that Slug Club is always hungry and ravenous for other people's lunches and snacks but in the end they go to the canteen which is there holy grail.
There well known habitat is the library but Slug Club is known to migrate to different places.
Overall they are a lovely group and you will never get bored when you are surrounded with these pure perfections.
by Pro0rastinat0r! April 19, 2021
Get the Slug Clubmug. After copulation, while a man is ejaculating on a level surface (such as a face or belly), the man rub his penis in his ejaculate and then drags the tip across the surface. This leaves a long semen trail that resembles the path of a slug.
"I dick slugged the Wendy from Applebees"
"You slapped her with your dick? Yo, thats sexual assault"
"No no no, I gave her a DICK SLUG..."
"Oh! Yeah she prolly liked that ish"
"You slapped her with your dick? Yo, thats sexual assault"
"No no no, I gave her a DICK SLUG..."
"Oh! Yeah she prolly liked that ish"
by PASHU August 7, 2016
Get the Dick Slugmug. When your on drugs(mdma or pills) and times just starts moving really slow like a slug this and happen when your sat down or when your walking somewhere, time slugs are everywhere and always showing up
by Time slugger November 26, 2021
Get the Time slugmug.