Shat

When someone smells like shit and you wanna talk about them but the teacher is right there.

"Ew who smells like shat?"
"It's the kid in front of us I think"

by Deprived.Doodles(Dictionary) June 20, 2021

Shat

A Combined Word: Shat = a Shit Chat.

A shorter way of saying, let's talk shit or talking shit.

You down for a quick shat later?
Got time for a Shat?

by Nvy February 11, 2025

shat your shot

A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.

You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.

:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.

by The Languager October 28, 2023

jump-shat

the action of pooping when realizing there is no toilet paper left so one must jump or hop to another bathroom to finish whiping ones bum.

man!, im out of toilet paper....well i guess i need to jump-shat it.

by blah's February 26, 2011

March Shatness

A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).

Are you competing in March Shatness?

Of course I am!

by Vincle11 March 17, 2022

Shat

Plural of Shaq.

Look at all dem Shats.

by Kim song dune September 30, 2019

Shat-pole

When having a poop, the column of shit hits the water while still coming out of your ass.

Omg, just had a full on shat-pole, good enough for some superhero to slide down.

by MrPabloE May 11, 2025