School

A fucking hell whole that tortures you and makes you wanna throw yourself off a cliff

“Omg we have to go to school”,

“I wanna throw myself off a cliff”

by NO1 U ! January 12, 2023

School

Basically Hell (or Prison) for kids, but you have to do Work instead of dying

Mom: "Time to go to school!"
Child: "Woohoo, my 30th day at prison!"
Mom: "That is correct!"

"Ready to shoot up this school?"

by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017

School

A horrible place

At least jail is better than school…

by never gonna give you up August 18, 2021

School

A location where pain and suffering take on the physical form of work and assignments.

Sometimes I just hate school.

by Pixelated Kingdom January 18, 2015

school

A place were we go and learn but the food is nasty.

Sam: dont eat the school lunch
Eva:why
Sam: because it expired

by Chichichi July 24, 2020

School

Where hell is offically named

student: Are you going to school?
me: yeah, *sign. I want to die
student: go to hell!
me: We are already in hell

by smertieboi February 22, 2019

School

The place parents drop of their 'swaggy teenagers' to get rid of them for a much desired 6 hours a day. Everyone needs a break sometimes.

Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?

A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.

Interviewer: Mr. Peterson, what would you say your most valuable skills are?

Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!

by Handmethatslushieplz March 29, 2014