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Wet Salmon

When one attempts to twerk but cannot do it and instead look like they are gyrating on a ghost in the corner of the room.
Boii number 1: Oh have you seen Em tonight?

Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine

Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon
by TheWetSalmon August 31, 2018
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Washington salmon farm

When one puts caviar in the rectum then puts anus to vagina much like a boat docking, then pushes the caviar into the vagina impregnating the woman with the fish eggs mush like salmon in Washington state
I need to buy cavier, I’m gonna Washington salmon farm this bitch
by Cavier_addict August 31, 2025
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Salmon stripes

Where stretch marks on a girls thighs or butt resemble the alternating pink and white stripes of salmon sushi.
That girl has some serious salmon stripes!
by Gopher smoker October 14, 2011
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salmoned

To be tired of an item, especially food items.
I'm salmoned on strawberry yogurt. Give me some other flavor, please.
by TyrannicalTea April 26, 2024
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Salmon-Slathering

A game where you go into a forest with at least 4 or more friends (each person has to be naked for this to work), having one another rub another person with honey and salmon on each member of the game to see which gets chased by a bear first.
"This spring break we should go Salmon-Slathering in the woods."
"The last time I went Salmon-Slathering was 2 months ago."
" This weekend. Salmon-Slathering. Be there or be square."
by CrazyHamburger79 March 21, 2024
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Salmon sandwich

Joan and her S/O were apparently partaking in making salmon sandwiches last night
by Œuf June 24, 2019
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Salmon

Salmon
(verb)

A humorous, slightly ridiculous move where someone places the palm of their hand between another person’s thighs and rapidly “swims” their hand back and forth while yelling “SALMON!” — mimicking a salmon struggling upstream against a river current.

Important: Only done with clear mutual consent; the action is meant as a joke, not as anything sexual or aggressive.
“At the party, Chau suddenly yelled ‘SALMON!’ and pretended to swim her hand upstream between Christopher’s legs — everyone cracked up.”
by Salmon Queen September 18, 2025
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