“Max was helping Brian with his chemistry homework the other day, even though he got an F in the subject!”
“Bros a salmon expert”
“Bros a salmon expert”
by LuckyAtticus December 19, 2024
Someone who walks away quickly before a door closes for the door to then be shut infront of someone's face. Similar to the motions of a salmon upstream.
by SnappleApple... July 09, 2024
When you're balls deep in ya girl while your dick be soft and she asks her boyfriend to come out of the closet and join in while being soft as well.
It's like having salmon in a salad cause you can barely notice it's there my nigga. Just like ya girl can barely notice ya.
It's like having salmon in a salad cause you can barely notice it's there my nigga. Just like ya girl can barely notice ya.
Dude I was fucking this shawty while my dick be swinging around soft and then her boyfriend joined in just as soft as me.
She received the salmon salad.
She received the salmon salad.
by the salmon sallad November 08, 2019
Rick Salmon lives on the east coast
by Bawston69 July 29, 2021
Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.
by Freakin Lopez June 05, 2020
/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.
Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.
by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020
/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.
Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.
by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020