Sales Rage

An emotional state that affects a few people while attending a SALE promotion at large department stores. Usually when a shopper is so focus on obtaining an item that have been reduced in price, but was thwarted in obtaining it by a competing shopper. Related to Trolley Rage; Road Rage.

"The woman was in a Sales Rage when she missed the last of 50% discounted LV hand bags, after waiting outside Harrods store since 2am."

by LawBlader December 27, 2009

Retard Sale

Exactly what it sounds like - a place in which to buy retards - a sale of retards.

Bro your really out here built like a nub, your mom must have bought yo ass on clearance at the retard sale.

by Gferda July 8, 2025

yard sale

Pretty much a place that you get stuff to sell on eBay, and then pretty much they are wound up on other one of these places so another person can sell it on eBay and so forth

Oh I found this eBay item on a yard sale...lets put that back on eBay because it is crap and make some more money than 75 cents

by Kyle 230 April 28, 2010

“Garage sale at 1223”

Swinger party, orgy

Dan went to a “garage sale at 1223” and got herpes.

by anonymous March 13, 2023

vampire garage sale

When your partner is having their period

Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.

by Alavello March 9, 2014

KY yard sale

A KY yard sale is the burning of your other half’s items after a traumatic breakup, ie….cheating and the like. Similar to throwing out the window to destroy items.

Damn, did you see the KY yard sale after Denise caught Dwight cheating on her.

Bro, it was the talk of the neighborhood for weeks.

Yep, see you Dwight and damn.

by No Slacker December 26, 2022

garage sale

a sale at some1's garage selling old junk for only a penny each

I went to a garage sale yesterday and got a beat up bike for only a penny!

by Jenerator August 30, 2003