The act of two men having sex at the same time with a hideously ugly woman. A variation of a threesome, it only becomes a pork roast if the girl is a complete munter. Often, the ritual of a Pork Roast is ended by throwing the girl's jeans out of the window, completing her humiliation.
"I slipped it up her arse while she sucked my mate off... afterwards we got rid of her by chucking her jeans out the window. Man that was a pork roast I'll never forget."
by Geordie Lass August 30, 2006
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GUY 2: Did you roast him bruv.
GUY 1: Yea, I just gave Mark the best Mark, he ran away like the gingerbread man to cry.
GUY 2: Did you roast him bruv.
GUY 1: Yea, I just gave Mark the best Mark, he ran away like the gingerbread man to cry.
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When a woman’s pussy lips hang low and loose and have the appearance of a well done roast beef - brown with a slightly pink middle and tough to chew.
Me: hey Pete, you go down on Rita?
Pete: I was about to until she opened her Roast Beef Drapes and it looked like it would eat me!
Pete: I was about to until she opened her Roast Beef Drapes and it looked like it would eat me!
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by Pie Eater April 19, 2004
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Red- *runs up past a rock)
Blue- *shoots Red)
Red- OMG! you f*cking camping noob!
Blue- It's a legitimate strategy!
Red- I guess you like roasting marshmallows.
Blue- *shoots Red)
Red- OMG! you f*cking camping noob!
Blue- It's a legitimate strategy!
Red- I guess you like roasting marshmallows.
by Onurb September 16, 2007
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