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Reverse Mortgage

An individual dresses up like Magnum P.I., inserts their penis or dildo into their partner’s ass and, upon completion, takes the deed to their partners house.
Tom Selleck enjoys advertising his love for reverse mortgages as a way to pay off debts, medical bills and other expenses without ever being forced to leave your home.
by J Lib February 17, 2022
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Reverse Management

When management tasks are completed by personnel that are typically under a manager who was responsible for the tasks but failed to do them in a timely manner.
Steve had to complete the reports just hours before they were due for the meeting that was planned months in advance because his manager had spent the last few months procrasturbating. Thanks to Steve's Reverse Management the meeting was able to proceed and the company didn't look like a sack of dicks at the meeting..only his manager looked like a sack of dicks. Steve is underpaid :(
by Rogue_Leader September 12, 2017
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Reverse Card

The end of all arguments cannot be countered only use in dire situations

Out powers no u
Bob: U are big gay
Rob: no u
Bob: Reverse card
Rob: *dies*
by rT Gravity August 13, 2019
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Reverse Oprah

When you buy a brand new car and some fuckass commits grand theft auto immediately after.
Unlucky Guy 1: "Fuck man, I really just walked outside to realize somebody pulled a reverse Oprah on me..."

Kinda Sad Guy 2: Sorry dude.
by AllOfGarden June 13, 2019
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Reverse beef

When someone incites beef with someone, only to claim that the other person was starting the beef.
“Bro, Danny just reverse beef’d me after he said I was the one starting beef even though he fucked Kelsey.”
by Firsdaddy69 February 11, 2018
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Reverse Yankology

To have heard the "Weird Al" Yankovic parody of a song prior to hearing the original version of the song.
When I was a kid, I heard "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al way before I had heard of "Gangster's Paradise" by Coolio. It was reverse Yankology.
by tmurr December 15, 2010
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Reverse SpawnPeek

A Game in Rainbow Six Siege where a defender tried to spawnpeek but gets instantly rekt by an attacker.
Hey man whatu playing? Playing r6s and got fucking reverse spawnpeek
by TriggeredRich September 13, 2018
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