evolutionary religion

1) the act of believing in evolution because the idea of God scares the crap out of you.

2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.

dude: "how was the earth created?"

"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)

dude: but how do you know for sure?

"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...

by Consequences October 7, 2010

Religion Rapist

A person trying to force their religion beliefs onto you, even though you have told them were you stand on religion.

The priest is a religion rapist, he try to make me believe i was going to hell because I didn't wait to have sex till marriage.

by Princess.Clitoris October 22, 2010

The Cheorge Religion

It is a prestigious religion led by Lord Charlie and Lord George, and overpowers the BRIDIEISM Society.

“The Cheorge Religion is amazing.”

by AlexsssHshsjsj January 26, 2021

Religion Of Bacon

A religion revolving around bacon whose followers will eat bacon with literally anything, including bacon with bacon. DO NOT bring turkey bacon to them as they will sacrifice you and it to their god in exchange for actual bacon.

"Bacon is our god because bacon is real"
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon

by 011011001011000101001110100010 May 28, 2015

Bad Religion

a punk band that was started in the early 80's and combined intense rhythms with harmonial voacls and thought provoking songs.

Albums:
How Could Hell be any worse?, Suffer, No control, against the grain, generator, stranger than fiction, the grey race, no substance, New America, The Process of Belief.

by Do you care? March 28, 2003

true religion

Great jeans brand! Great fit. Mentioned in "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas.

"Seven jeans and True religion, I say no but they keep givin'" -Black Eyed Peas

by Julian EM May 5, 2006

get religion

to change up ways and policy as if having had an epiphany, often hypocritically

Lost a good f*ck buddy because she wanna get religion out of nowhere for the new year, knowing damn well I just got brain and the whole shot from her the month before!

Britney Spears got religion when her father took over her affairs.

by Kuahmel January 23, 2009