whale riding

When a man goes up to a women in a bar, gives her a hug and whispers in her ear that she is the fattest and ugliest thing in the world. Then he see's how long he can hold on to her for.
Winnner of whale riding is the person who holds on the longest!

(In a bar) man goes up to a women and says:

"you are the fattest thing in the room"

See's how long he can hold on

Friend: "you are the best at whale riding"

by Edward Mills March 11, 2009

riding dirty

To snowboard or ski without a pass or on someone else's seasons pass.

Yo, Ian got busted trying to use Nicole's seasons ski pass last weekend. LOL, he was riding dirty as a girly man.

by Obutter August 26, 2012

Dick riding

To continuously comment on or talk about another person for no reason or with no purpose

Ben: Damn you always biting your nails

Sean: Cuz why you always Dick riding

Anthony: This term is being horribly over used at Cranbrook-Kingswood High School

by BigDaddyYoMamma April 12, 2010

Bull Riding

The woman is on all fours in doggie position. The man is on his knees, sitting upright, penetrating, reaching around to massage her genitals in one hand and waiving the other in the air.

Slyder moved from the slyder2me position to bull riding that bodacious babe.

by slyderluvs August 12, 2008

Night Riding

The act of sitting in one's vehicle all alone at night, masturbating. (Sneaking into your vehicle at night to rub one out)

When your significant other doesnt put out you go to your vehicle to rub one out.=Night Riding

by YoungDumbAndFullofCum November 28, 2012

Riding with Mickey

Receiving any sexual act in the back of a moving vehicle while watching a Disney movie.

getting head in the back of a van at the Dairy Queen drive through while watching Toy Story.

Seriously, I've seen it happen

by anonymous July 27, 2005

Riding the Griffin

Male masturbation.

Black Cloud's probably off riding the griffin right now.

by RtUl PiLLs December 28, 2009