Alexis: Someone took a crap on the mirror again!
The rest of the kids: NO ALEXIS THATS YOUR FACE!!! god retard .
The rest of the kids: NO ALEXIS THATS YOUR FACE!!! god retard .
by DeathIsLife January 16, 2009

Someone who doesen't know the difference between video games and...wait retards arn't even smart enough to play video games. OK i'll restart...Someone who doesent know anything, at all and is bailry able to walk straight. Oh and doesent know the difference between HEVEY METAL and Soft Bluegrass.
Retard : Daddy what are you doing ?
Mom : It's been the million'th time i've told you I"M YOUR MOTHER !
Retard : i'm scared. or happy i dont know ?
Mom : It's been the million'th time i've told you I"M YOUR MOTHER !
Retard : i'm scared. or happy i dont know ?
by Blubid April 20, 2008

Half the people in my class who, unfortunately, are the only people who want to be friends, forcing me to be a jerk to them, to shoo them away.
GET OUTTA HERE, YA RETARD!
by This Is A fuck win February 28, 2018

The retard above and below this definition.
by AnOnYmOoouS October 28, 2018

this bitch is a retard bruh
by Johnny cato September 3, 2018

by LAPIS!! May 21, 2022
